Custom Quilt Commissions

They say getting on my commission schedule is harder than getting into a Pearl Jam concert. But now I am venturing out of my clam shell and testing the waters for making quilts for other people again!

Here’s the deal:

I’m currently sitting at a 4 week turnaround, but the early bird catches the 🪱 and my mum says my quilts are cool so run don’t walk and find the solution to your cosy-living crisis now!

I am charging $350AUD per square metre of quilt, that’s ✨only✨ $350 for a unique 1m x 1m baby quilt. You and your friends can be the envy of every guest at the baby shower, giving the most thoughtful and meaningful gift!

All of my quilts are made from beautiful vintage and high quality fabric from my collection that I have built over the last 20 years. You can choose between bamboo or cotton batting (the middle layer of the quilt) Machine quilting to finish is included in the original price. Wool ties or hand quilting is an extra $100 per metre squared.

If you’d like one of my signature glitchy cartoons it will be $75. I can send you a large number of printed fabric options to choose from, or if you have a cartoon or weird print of your own you want me to include, it’s $0.

You are most welcome to make basic colour/print/fabric/theme suggestions but if you want me to be a quilting ai chatbot there’s a $100 per square of quiltage charge for my precocious time.

$1.50 per character for a customised hand embroidered message on your quilt. I will stitch any words you want me to! I will do constellations, Roman numerals and Ancient Greek. I’ll even do rude words if you want! I’ll stitch almost anything for money 💰

If you want to hang the finished product on the wall you’ve got yourself a super cheap professional artwork from a qualified BFA (bachelorette of fine ass) grad. I can add a hanging sleeve too!

I am very open to making memory quilts from old clothing or adding sentimental fabrics to commissions so don’t be shy!

This is a great group gift idea for weddings, baby showers, birthdays, graduations, housewarmings, gymkhanas, ski trips etc.

If you’d like to chat more about how it all works, send me an email - [email protected] ❤️